Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.


a.. Let's see now . ..........
b.. No beer
c.. No booze
d.. No bars
e.. No television
f.. No cheerleaders
g.. No baseball
h.. No football
i.. No basketball
j.. No hockey
k.. No golf
l.. Soccer only, and all the time
m.. No tailgate parties
n.. No hooters
o.. No pork BBQ
p.. No hot dogs
q.. No burgers
r.. No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
s.. Rags for clothes and towels for hats
t.. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors
u.. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
v.. No chocolate chip cookies
w.. No Christmas
x.. You can't shave
y.. Your wife can't shave
z.. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked overburning camel dung
aa.. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times
ab.. Your bride is picked by someone else
ac.. She smells just like your donkey
ad.. But your donkey has a better disposition

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

No mystery here.!!!!!